Monday, April 17, 2006

The Green Issue

There's a scene in Moretti's film, Aprile, where he and his young son sit in a pile of letters he never mailed to the leaders of his political party. At the end of the film, he rides through the streets of Rome on his Vespa, throwing the letters into the wind.

This month's issue of Vanity Fair, The Green Issue, is causing me to write yet another "letter", one of those "letters" that clutter the mind yet never get put to ink.

My "letters" are always composed to the same group of people. Those who, in my youth and early adulthood, so greatly influenced my perception of God and the way He interacts with the world. As I began reading one of the environmental articles in Vanity Fair, I started to compose a rather angry "letter" to an old co-worker, one who supports these views of the environment.

I think I need to rent a Vespa and take a ride around one of the lakes tonight.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

angry young man, part 476, the sequel: is it Michael Bauman's actual views of the environment, or is it that he is providing the antithesis of "The texts are therefore never a solution.", or is it both?

As for these crazy people, how can I shake them off my tail?

environmentalist: am not!
pre-trib dispensationalist: are so!
environmentalist: am not!
pre-trib dispensationalist: are so!
environmentalist: am not!
pre-trib dispensationalist: are so!
environmentalist: am not!
pre-trib dispensationalist: are so!
environmentalist: am not!
pre-trib dispensationalist: are so!

or, if you like,

pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!
pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!
pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!
pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!
pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!
pro-choicer: are too!
pro-lifer: am not!

or how about

pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!
pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!
pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!
pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!
pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!
pedo-baptist: sprinkle now!
southern baptist: dunk later!

voltron reruns, anyone?

Tom said...

Actually, I think it's "angry young man, part 1,034,859."

How about this,

emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!
emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!
emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!
emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!
emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!
emergent: couches!
traditionalist: pews!

Tom said...

P.S. Click me.

Anonymous said...

I might as well... Dream Big ?

Tom said...

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of Voltron. Now, the Thundercats on the other hand...